Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Atlas Is Grumpy!

SIR Atlas blew up in my face. He was upset about my doodles of my mother. I mean I'm a little homesick, so what? He's got to take a chill pill. Agree?

Yeah, I still am his favorite. *Smiles* He might give me that trip to Hawaii. I hope so! I totally need to get a tan and a makeover. It's so unfair Bridgette got the lap top though! *Huffs* SO what! I'm still his ultimate fave! This new Chanel earrings were his pay check. I'm soooo glad I got to work with him instead of with the battle force or something!

Anyway, the spa was like fantaboulous! My hair is sleek and perfect! I'm soo happy. I got a seaweed wrap, a mani - pedi, mud bath, and everything else on the list! That's got to be any girl's dream. My skins probably sparkling! *Flips hair* Aren't you Aphy campers jealous right now? You should be.

Bad news though, The Crooked One is holding off my Titaness Cordi nation. He says I have to pass his test or whatever. I don't care as long as I get to bite into one of those golden apples! Sonora!

Willa.

Monday, November 3, 2008

I'm Going To Be Immortal!

Gosh! I, like, totally going have the biggest party ever in celevration of my immortality! Eeee!



Lord Kronos agreed to my conditions yesterday! Now I get use my evil manipulative powers whenever I feel like it! I, so, like love it! Being a traitor is the best reward like, ever! Totally great, huh?



*Claps* YOu guys can all bow down to Titaness Willa now.. Don't be basjful!



*Snobby Tone* But don't ask me out. You are totally not good enough to kiss my boots. *Flips hair* Plus, you proabably couldn't even work with my conditions.



The Crooked One also just told me... I'm a not allowed to say Lord Kronos out loud.... Ooops.



Anyway, guess what SIR Atlas is going to award me? A FREE SPA DAY AT the hottest spa in Beverly Hills! *Screams*



*Flips hair* I'm going to be soo...cool. And popular. So popular. Any Aphy chick would love to be in my place right now. *Sighs dramatically* Too bad that'll never happen! *Sneers*

*Looks disdainfully at boots* I think these boots are so out of fashion... *Stick nose in air* Some Aphy kid can have them. They're proabably going to fawn over this leather babies. I'm going to change in teh gold flats. *Holds them up in the air* Up for grabs! *Changes into a pair of gold flats, all while sneering viciously* SIR Atlas totally pays well.



Toodles!



Titaness Willa.